Katie Rees

More Miss USA controversy develops as pictures of Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, have leaked (image source also). The photos show Katie getting drunk at a bar, flashing her nipples, simulating oral sex, making out with other girls and pulling her pants down. Katie is set to compete in this years Miss USA, but things may change once they’re done investigating .

Seriously. The competition this year is just a formality because I think it’s pretty clear who the winner is. It would be a grave injustice if Miss Katie Rees were not to win. These pictures are but a few shining examples of her commitment to excellence. Katie Rees is what this country needs. I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Where are the pictures of the simulated oral sex?”

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