Britney might be pregnant again

No one is this dumb so I doubt it’s true, but then again it’s Britney Spears. One of Britney’s friend tells In Touch Weekly that Britney Spears may be pregnant again which is why she’s been getting sick and still fat.

“Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka,” a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the mag. “But Britney drank bottled water.”

If that isn’t proof enough, then listen to this damning evidence.

“I’ve seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now,” a “pal who sees Britney every week” told the mag. “She’s heavier, but that’s not it. It’s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she’s pregnant, like she’s relaxed and happy.”

Wow, right from a pal who sees her every week. It must be true. To outsiders, he’s known as the guy who trims the hedges and mows the lawn. To insiders, he’s known as deep throat. As far as that gleam in Britney’s eye goes. Put a glazed ham garnished with Mike & Ikes and I guarantee you’ll see that same sparkle.