Pamela Anderson has written the Postmaster General urging him to deny KFC’s request to give Colonel Sanders his own stamp. Anderson, a long time animal activist, has criticized KFC’s methods of raising chickens to make their delicious drumsticks and breasts.
“Honoring a man whose legacy involves breaking animals’ bones and scalding animals to death in defeathering tanks is contrary to the values of most compassionate citizens, and I hope that you’ll deny KFC’s request,” Anderson wrote in a letter to Postmaster General John E. Potter. “How about another Elvis stamp instead?”
Just think how awesome a KFC stamp would be. If I were the Postmaster General, I’d grant the request just to piss off this hippie. And instead of putting Colonel Sanders on the stamp, I’d put a picture of a foot stomping on a chicken. Then I would send Pam a whole sheet of them with a bucket of original recipe KFC and a note that said “Stick to porn.” We do chicken right indeed.