Britain bans Britney rehab rumors

Reporters in the U.K. let out a cry of shock and horror as a judge issued an injunction barring any Britney rehab stories to be published.

The injunction bars unidentified “person or persons … who has/have been leaking information about Ms. Spears’ time in a rehabilitation clinic from further disclosures invading her privacy,” said Schillings, the 25-year-old pop star’s London law firm.

Only time will tell if this protects Britney’s privacy or if it causes a mass exodus to an obscure technology dubbed “the internet.” I hear it’s a series of tubes constantly clogged by horsies.