Britney Spears

Us reports Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have signed a divorce settlement. There are no details yet, just that an agreement has been reached and the 50/50 $1 million settlement announced earlier is inaccurate.

“All parties signed a global settlement agreement on all issues concerning their marriage and custody of their two children [Sean Preston, 18 months, and Jayden James, 6 months],” said Michael Sands, spokesperson for Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan.

On Thursday afternoon, the two met at Britney’s attorney’s Century City office building. A 15-minute conversation took place where at one point Kevin stepped outside for a smoke. Presumably in post-victory bliss. One can only assume a conversation like this took place between himself and his brain that eventful afternoon.

Kevin: “Brain. Good job. We’re rich, bitch.”
Brain: “…I like pretzels.”

Update: Seems like the 50/50 $1 million deal might be true according to TMZ.