George Clooney

Defamer and Radar received a letter from George Clooney stating he did not release the Lily Tomlin / David O. Russell tape. If you can prove he did, you’ll make a cool million.

I saw it when we were working on “Ocean’s 12,” and there have been quite a few copies traveling around town for the last couple of years.

Any rumor that either of us put it on the internet is simply false.

And I’d offer a million bucks to anyone who would prove otherwise.

Your fan,
George Clooney

Now it’s up to the internet sleuths to find out who really put it up and maybe even win $1 million in the process. I haven’t been this intrigued ever since that disheveled library patron ripped out the final chapters of my Encyclopedia Brown book.