I wanted Tara Reid to sing you the news. This is as close as I could get. Listen to Tara’s angelic voice as she coos Total Eclipse of My Heart while you peruse some headlines.

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger’s funniest moments. [CityRag]
  • Gisele Bundchen does Korean based tug. [Bastardly]
  • More Spider-Man 3 video. [Celebitchy]
  • Robbie Williams leaves rehab early. [SOW]
  • Sting in Hello! [Glitterati]
  • Lance Bass writes brilliantly titled memoir. [Evil Beet]
  • You can pay Michael Jackson to be your friend. [About]
  • Some guy from The Hills goes to jail. [Yeeeah]
  • Simon Cowell doesn’t care about Britney Spears. [HB]
  • Rachel Ray attacked by dog. [NinjaDude]
  • Chris Daughtry in LIFE magazine. [Celebrity Smack]
  • You can touch Anne Hathaway’s breasts. [Egotastic]