Larry Birkhead

Not Howard K. Stern. Larry Birkhead has just announced the DNA results were a match to his and he is the father of Dannielynn. Outside the courtroom, Birkhead remarked,

“I hate to be the one to tell you this, but…I told you so!”

He then pulled on an imaginary slot machine lever and shouted “cha-ching!” Howard K. Stern said he would not fight for custody and will make sure Larry gets sole custody. However, Virgie Arthur will seek custody or at least be a grandmother and help raise the kid. Thus ends this ridiculous soap opera. Or does it? One question remains. Will Dannielynn get the estate? I for one am sitting so far on the edge of my seat I might faint. Umm, nevermind. I got suspense and hunger mixed up.