Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant has been arrested on assault charges for throwing a tub of baked beans at a photographer, but not before he kicked him.

Photographer Ian Whittaker told the Daily Star that he and Grant, 46, clashed near the home of the “Four Weddings and a Funeral” star.

Whittaker said Grant abused and kicked him on Tuesday before lobbing the beans. The paper printed photos of Grant with a plastic tub of food raised over his head.

Christ Hugh, why don’t you just wear a dress and skip around London licking a lollipop? Any real man would look that guy up and down, snap his fingers in the air and say, “Oh, no you di’nt.” If the other guy still wants to engage, then it’s on like Donkey Kong. He better get ready for the fiercest slapping and hair pulling he’s ever had the displeasure of experiencing.