Joe Simpson offers Britney a helping hand

Sources tell NYDN that Joe Simpson wants to become Britney Spears’ manager. The priest turned creepy dad even tried to set up a meeting with Britney although Jessica’s rep denies this ever happening. However, if this were true, sources play down a potential rivalry between the two, explaining they are no longer competitors. Just like you don’t compete with that guy who spits in your burger. Sure, he may indirectly give you herpes by putting his own happy in your happy meal, but competitor? No way.