Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson squeezed back into the famous red swimsuit that put her on the map. The former “Baywatch” babe ran around the beach in slow motion once more for something or other; hearkening back to the time when there was no such thing as high definition television. A time when tv was fuzzy enough to convince a nation of horny teens to say, “Screw it” and shimmy their way to the bathroom, not to be seen or heard from again for a whole 2 minutes.