Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag from “The Hills” got a boob job on Monday at the Beverly Hills office of plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan. Montag shared an apartment with Lauren Conrad on the retarded show, but moved out to her boyfriend’s place at the end of the season. Heidi wants to be a pop star and is recording an album with some other guy I’ve never heard of.

“Heidi just doesn’t want to make a big deal out of it,” says a source. “She did this for herself, and she’s hoping to keep it as private as possible.”

Which is why Heidi most likely leaked this story to Us Magazine. This little girl has a lot to learn in order to be famous for nothing. Step one of the socialite club: You must have a sex tape. Step two: Record an album and fail miserably. Step three: Get a breast augmentation. You can’t just skip to step three. That’s a slap to the face of hard workers like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

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