Beyonce was caught showing off her ass on what I assume to be Jay-Z’s yacht. In a couple of the pictures you can see Beyonce actually kissing the guy. Jesus, he must have a huge knife to her throat to be able to pull that off. I’m not saying he’s ugly, but if I told a girl to choose between kissing Jay-Z and throwing herself down a flight of stairs, she’d ask me how many steps there were. So…in a way, I guess I am saying he’s ugly.