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Inmates love Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Inmates at the Century Regional Detention Facility have welcomed Paris Hilton with open arms and probably won’t beat her as hoped. Hilton’s stay has resulted in everyone being treated better to stave off accusations of special treatment. One inmate jokingly compared it to staying at the Hilton.

“Since she was here last week, they started giving us double bologna, double apple juices. Two blankets instead of one - and a sheet, too! Everyone has cookies coming out of their pockets,” said Rosemary Gibbons, 35, who was released from the jail yesterday.

“There is extra food everywhere, and now they take you at the clinic right away if you are sick and they don’t charge you. It’s usually $3 for medical, now it’s free.”

Whoa, let’s not get too crazy here. We want them rehabilitated, not given a free stay in paradise. Double bologna, double apple juices, free medicals and an extra blanket?! Next thing you know, they’ll want to inject them with real medicine instead of that needle filled with toilet water.

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mullah cimoc | June 15th, 2007 3:39 pm

mullah cimoc say paris hilton the good and the courage. him not run away, but go to jail. this calld the charcter.

she the beautifuyl and the natural and having so many baby in future to be good wife and mother.

but lesbian ameriki and lesbian ameriki mans hating her for natural the beauty and normal liking the boy.

ameriki so wicked and hate the woman unless she killing the baby and liking the lesbian.

in waziristan this not happen. father him not allow anyone hurting him daughter. taking the “special measure”. but ameriki so tame now. no respect for self.

in waziristan whole clan attacking this wicked judge and destroy, and also destry him entire family, to include even the second cousin. and burn with fire. and all grave of ancestor destroy and give bone for dog.

hypocrite liar ameriki say him “free” the womans but in true..ameriki woman the whore with LBT (low back tattoo) and hate husband. only free to having the abortion kill bnaby , to being slut and bad wife not cooking.
so soon all ameriki need make freedom and destroy controlling of usa by masters in tel aviv through spy in white house and pentagon.

for him true and good info: stop1984now@yahoo.com

 
KING Vernon | June 15th, 2007 2:59 pm

Bastards, jail is about nothing double. You are supposed to be serving jail time.

 
devotedFAN | June 15th, 2007 2:33 pm

Keep your chin up Paris!!
http://parishilton.snagapic.com
how can you resist this sad pouty face???

 
Peace X Peace | June 15th, 2007 11:59 am

The entire Paris Hilton episode has underlined – for any quaint soul on the planet who still doubts it – that in the infotainment age, celebrity is the coin of the realm. The most obviously catastrophic misfortunes could befall you since God smote Job with the boils. But if you haven’t a celebrity on your side, you haven’t a hope of being heard. It’s a lesson we know all too well at Peace X Peace. Oh, and factor in the varying degrees of celebrity while you’re at it. And then there’s the level of commitment by your cause’s celebrity. You need someone who is not just high on the radar, and wealthy and connected. They better have time and energy on their side. Because the truly stubborn issues of our time are not about to change any time soon. It’s not as if the beautiful people haven’t mattered before. It’s just that right now, if a celebrity takes a shine to your cause, it goes from zero to 60 at Mach 1. Pity the cause that is adopted by well-meaning but unconvincing or poorly informed celebrities. And pity the poor deserving cause even a bit unprepared for its good fortune. All you folks in the world’s trouble spots (Burma and the ‘Stans in the former Soviet Union, for example), all you who are still waiting for life to return to normal after Katrina, all you who served in Iraq but cannot seem to get your country to care about you, all you impresarios awaiting your celebrity tie-in ….. are you ready if Paris calls?

 

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