Paris Hilton

Inmates at the Century Regional Detention Facility have welcomed Paris Hilton with open arms and probably won’t beat her as hoped. Hilton’s stay has resulted in everyone being treated better to stave off accusations of special treatment. One inmate jokingly compared it to staying at the Hilton.

“Since she was here last week, they started giving us double bologna, double apple juices. Two blankets instead of one – and a sheet, too! Everyone has cookies coming out of their pockets,” said Rosemary Gibbons, 35, who was released from the jail yesterday.

“There is extra food everywhere, and now they take you at the clinic right away if you are sick and they don’t charge you. It’s usually $3 for medical, now it’s free.”

Whoa, let’s not get too crazy here. We want them rehabilitated, not given a free stay in paradise. Double bologna, double apple juices, free medicals and an extra blanket?! Next thing you know, they’ll want to inject them with real medicine instead of that needle filled with toilet water.

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