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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo should think about hiring scarier lawyers because one magazine isn’t listening to them. An Australian rag called Famous has published the first set of “hardcore sex” photos of the two during their Mexican getaway. Whatever. I do this all the time too. Sometimes even without the ridiculously hot girl. Just a romantic evening with me and the spa jets, baby.

Note: Lawyers are scary. They use big words like “disseminate.”