Paris Hilton Adrian Grenier

Entourage star Adrian Grenier says he’s really hanging out with Paris Hilton because he’s making a documentary about paparazzi and not because he wants a smorgasbord of stds. However, the NYDN says,

…the heiress and the “Entourage”star looked pretty couple-y at her Malibu house party last Saturday.

Sure, Adrian. Making a documentary. I’ve heard that one before. That’s what I tell girls when I want to get in their pants. “Sorry, I don’t put out on the first date,” they say. “I’m making a documentary,” I reply. Heh heh heh. “About what? Uh, about… oh, shit. Gotta go.”

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