Britney Spears

The two photographers involved in the altercation at the Wynn in Vegas have filed charges alleging Britney Spears threw a baby bottle at them and threatened to kill them. If she couldn’t make that happen, she promised to hire someone who could. Deetz and Kyle Henderson were taking pictures of Britney leaving a spa when she lost it and yelled,

“I am going to kill you! I am going to f—ing kill you!”

The charges state,

One bodyguard, Cesar Julio Camera, 37, pushed Henderson against the wall until Wynn security intervened and asked Henderson to leave, the statement said.

As they were about 30 paces away and walking in the opposite direction, Camera attacked Deetz from behind, threw him on the ground and punched and kicked him until security pulled him off, it said.

Afterward, Spears ran toward Henderson but was stopped by security, and then threw a baby bottle at him, it said.

To be fair, Britney is an idiot. The only thing she could kill is a Thanksgiving turkey. This is like being threatened by a retard. In a way, it’s cute, but after a while, it gets annoying. Sooner or later, you’ll throw a brick at her head like you would any other retard.