The Blemish

Christine Taylor is 12

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Ben Stiller’s tells InStyle magazine that his wife, Christine Taylor, likes to hide and scare him. Possibly killing him with a heart attack and then stealing his wallet. I made that last part up. Maybe. Stiller recounts,

“She likes to hide around our house, like in our closet, and jump out at me. I’m easily alarmed. I think I’m literally going to have a heart attack”

Christine Taylor can hide in my closet and jump out at me any time. Can she fit? I have a lot of junk in there. I don’t want her to suffocate. That would be bad. The guy at the dump told me I couldn’t throw away anymore rugs and those things are impossible to push down a garbage chute.

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7 Responses to “Christine Taylor is 12”

  • Nicolina

    Are these pics recent? Last time I saw Ben Stiller he had grey hair and it totally made me want him pretty bad. I’m not liking the Just For Men look here, if it is recent.

  • Victor

    Not really recent. From June of this year I think.

  • Nicolina

    Shitty, the pics I saw were like, in Jan. Weak.

  • chewy

    christine’s hands look larger than normal. is that because ben stiller is smaller?

  • opp

    she is hot..funny man is lucky to have her..

  • Victor

    @chewy
    You know what they say about someone with large hands.

  • chewy

    @victor

    large hands = large penis? wow, that means ben stiller is gay.

    @opp

    supposedly, humor wins over the women..time for me to start working on the jokes..