Elisha Cuthbert single, Paris Hilton not a whore?

Elisha Cuthbert has broken up with her N.Y. Ranger fianceé Sean Avery after more than two years together. Avery decided to make the most out of his newfound freedom by hitting on Paris Hilton.

“He hit on her three times, but every time, Paris would give him disgusted looks and move away from his creepy shoulder-brushing and close-talking ways,” said our snitch. The rebuffed Avery hit on other blonds. “You could tell he just wanted to hook up,” said the spy.

Nonsense. Sweet talking Paris Hilton into having sex with you should be as easy as convincing a kid you have candy in your car. Christ, it’s not like you’re trying to find a cure for cancer. You would have a harder time tying your shoe. Sorry, Sean Avery. You fail at life.