Jennifer Garner

A few people have been saying Jennifer Garner’s baby, Violet, isn’t blessed with her mother’s good looks. I think that’s mean. Aside from the fact Violet likes to feast on human souls and virgin blood, she’s like any other baby. This reminds me. One time I was walking behind Jennifer and all of a sudden Violet rotated her head 180 degrees and said, “I’m in your houses, eatin’ your souls and drinkin’ your blood.” Kind of creepy. Kind of cute.

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