Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Will Divorce After Affleck Stops Being a Drunk

The Ben Affleck-Jennifer Garner divorce sure seems to be taking awhile. Oh, had to look it up just to remember. They split three years ago, but Garner only filed for divorce in April 2017. No wonder it seems like this has been taking a long time.

Maybe they were still holding out hope for a reconciliation. Every few months you’d read a story about one of them reconsidering.

Back in March 2018, you had a source telling US Weekly:

“He’s begged her to come back several times, but she has no interest.”

That same source also said:

“She put her heart and soul into fixing the relationship and wanted so desperately to turn things around for the children’s sake as well as theirs…She forgave him for so much, and still he couldn’t change.”

Wow, Garner is such an angel.

Unfortunately, you won’t see the return of Bennifer. They’ve both agreed to finalize their divorce once Affleck gets out of rehab.

If you didn’t read, last week he checked himself back into rehab. Right after stopping off at Jack in the Box. Haha, what a fatty, no lie. Garner drove him to Jack in the Box for some pregaming. Last two paparazzi videos I’ve seen of him are him hitting up Jack in the Box.

That plus all his drinking means he’d never fit into the Batsuit even if Warner Bros. decide they want him back (which looks unlikely).

TMZ reports that the divorce took so long because these two are so damn rich.

Ben and Jen have reached a property settlement, which was complicated and time-consuming because of the fortune that needed to be divided. We’ve learned the couple did NOT have a prenup, so all of their earnings during their 12-year marriage went into one pot.

Now Affleck’s free to bone every Playboy PlaymateInstagram model or nanny he comes across. And Garner is free to openly date Josh Duhamel and not hide him like Katie Holmes did to Jamie Foxx.

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