Halle Berry

Rumors of Halle Berry’s pregnancy have been swirling around for a long time with no one confirming nor denying, until yesterday. The 41-year-old actress announced that she is pregnant with model / boyfriend, Gabriel Audry’s, baby.

“Yes, I am three months pregnant,” the Oscar winner told Access Hollywood on Tuesday. “Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in my life.””I want my kids to realize it’s only through hard work that any success or real joy comes. It’s not about money; it’s the intangible rewards — having integrity and doing what you say you’re going to do.”

I fully expect Halle Berry to still be hot during her pregnancy and therefore still bangable. I think I totally have a chance with her. With the mood swings and food cravings, getting in her pants will be easy as buying her ice cream. Trying not to poke the fetus with my 20 inch penis is going to be the hard part.