Paris Hilton announces Christina Aguilera’s pregnancy

The attention whore attended a Christina Aguilera hosted party at LAX after the VMAs and informed everyone the singer is pregnant. Aguilera, who has neither confirmed nor denied her pregnancy when asked, sat in shock before regaining her composure and laughing. Paris said,

“Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world. You’re gorgeous,” Hilton announced at about 2 a.m. Sunday at an Aguilera-hosted party at LAX Nightclub in the Luxor.

Even though everyone knew Aguilera was pregnant, Paris is a retard. I wouldn’t trust Paris with a pet rock let alone a secret. She has the ability to f anything up. Paris can’t even make a PB&J sandwich without seriously disfiguring an animal.