Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon might marry

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon (One Night in Paris) were granted a marriage license on Saturday in Las Vegas says Access Hollywood.

“I was told late Saturday night that they filed for a marriage license,” a source tells PEOPLE, adding that Anderson – who has been performing with magician Hans Klok at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino – and Salomon, 38, have been inseparable lately. “Rick is always with her. He’s backstage when she does her show all the time.”

Pamela Anderson is old and creepy looking. She’s got to find someone before she turns to dust. What is she? 75? How would you like that touching you? My penis is getting pissed off at me for even thinking about it. Oh no, I think he’s leaving me. He’s putting on his little hat and grabbing his tiny briefcase and leaving. Please don’t leave me penis. You complete me!