Paris is going to be a star

A trailer for Paris Hilton’s upcoming movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera, went up yesterday and, wow, if this isn’t the most awesome trailer ever made. It features the shrill voice of a retard turned singer turned actress turned retarded singer-actress in a black wig. There’s people being cut and blood being spilled and weird glowing helmets. That’s the problem with movies these days. Not enough glowing helmets and singing retards. If I’m ever a producer, I’m going to always ask that a movie have singing retards and glowing helmets. “Where are my singing retards and glowing helmets,” I would scream. Then I’ll show everyone my equation: Movie + Singing Retards + Glowing Helmets = $$$$$. Maybe I’ll throw in another dollar sign if they don’t get it at first.