Joe Francis

Court documents revealed the oft maligned Joe Francis has claimed Oklahoma prison guards threatened to tie him naked to a chair for 48 hours and withheld food and blankets.

Oklahoma prison officials deny claims of abuse, telling the Oklahoman newspaper Francis was “treated like every inmate that comes through the Grady County Law Enforcement Center.”

Welcome to Joe’s pity party. Boo hoo, they want to strap him naked to a chair. Sob, no food or blankie for little Joey. Wahh, the inmates sneak into his cell every night, hold a shiv to his throat and rape him. God, Joe Francis whines more than a fat kid who dropped his marshmallow sandwich.