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Pam Anderson, your trailer park awaits

By Captain Swarthy, 9:45 AM on Dec 10, 2007, 4 Comments

Pamela Anderson

This girl has built an entire career out of nothing; Seinfeld would be proud. Her only talent is filling out a bathing suit. First it was Baywatch. Now, she’s in Vegas sauntering around on stage as a magician’s assistant. I hope she follows through on her retirement plans. I can’t watch this no-talent, Botox-filled, circus clown anymore. She’s embarrassing herself and hurting my eyes. *sigh* But, I would still do her. What the penis wants, the penis gets. – Captain Swarthy

Editor’s note: Captain Swarthy is a masochist.

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4 Responses to “Pam Anderson, your trailer park awaits”

  • Scary
    1:18 PM

    Have you seen her without her makeup. She looks scary now. She was hot 20 years ago. now she’s just an old hag with bad makeup.

  • Leonard Cherry
    4:34 PM

    She looks 15 years older than she is. She has not aged well. Not to mention her personality, she’s an idiot!

  • BlametheCanadians
    7:22 PM

    I say we throw her back to Canada. Let them have her skanky dried up ass.

  • Victor
    7:31 PM

    Canada says “No give backs”