Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are divorcing after two months of marriage according to Celeb.TV. Pamela filed for divorce on Friday citing the usual irreconcilable differences.

The former Baywatch star married Salomon, 39, at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas on Oct. 6 — during an hour-and-a-half break between two magic shows Anderson was performing. The marriage was the third for both. Anderson was previously married to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Salomon’s ex-wives are Elizabeth Daily and Shannen Doherty.

Shocking news as this marriage appeared to be built on a solid foundation. Man pays off woman’s gambling debt. Woman falls in love. Man and woman marry. This story was read to me dozens of times when I was a child and not once did the ending deviate from happily ever after. Sadly, for Pamela Anderson, fairytales don’t come true. Frowny face.

Update: TMZ says they’re back together. Hallelujah. Dreams do come true. Even for whores.