Britney wants to be like Madonna

ET reports that when Britney Spears was hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for going mental, she spoke with a British accent. Dr. Phil wouldn’t touch the question. Instead, he said

“She needs to be in in-patient care for a period of time,” he advises. “Is she having a rough time right now? Yes, she is. Why? I’m not really going to go into that at this point. But I can tell you this is a good person and I truly believe she’ll get back to being a good person.”

Britney is a complete psycho. She probably thought by speaking in a British accent they’d think they got the wrong person and let her go. She’s really clever like that. Much like the time she stacked Jayden and Sean on top of one another in the backseat of her Benz to make room for more shopping bags. Genius.