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Eminem is wheezy

By on January 18, 2008

Eminem is fat

A recent picture of Eminem from The National Enquirer was unearthed today. He’s fat. Fatty fat fat fat. Oops, sorry. Got carried away. The mag says something about him being in hiding because he’s ashamed of his body and that his weight may be to blame for his recent hospital visit.

A few years ago I was a little scared of making fun of this guy for fear he would chase me down the street with his bodyguards to beat me up. Now, I’m confident I can call him a fatass and get away with it. He’ll still have the mentality to chase me, but a few hundred feet into it, he’ll be out of breath and puking his guts out. And don’t get me started on if he runs past a Baskin Robbins. He’ll take their claim of 31 flavors as some sort of challenge.

Jesus. The National Enquirer even takes shots at him. They put a little red talking M&M next to his picture. The old Marshall Mathers would have kicked their ass. The new, hungrier Marshall Mathers wants to find that M&M and eat him.

Photo of fat Eminem [Celebitch]

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  • Patricia M.

    God, why is everyone so concerned about this. He has been through alot,and once he starts touring he will drop the weight quickly. I have been a fan since the very beginning and will continue to be afan no matter how much he weighs. He is a lyrical genius and I am sure he will amaze us once again when his record drops…. So who cares if he put on a few pounds, havent we all???

  • shamoni

    WTF?! is dat seriously him?! whoa! i dint believe it at first, but whoa!

  • http://www.myspace.com/stevensilasdavis silas

    Do you really think Em cares what you think

  • g

    This shit is fake. This pic was taken in 2006 when he got into a fender bender, anyways, they digitally redide this shit. There is another pic of him online on the same day and he is skinny. There is no new pics of him yet.

  • http://www.myspace.com/troybrinig SMOKE ALOOT POTTAMUS

    that is photoshoped and plus this is old he was in a car accident wit sumlady an the ones of is face i seenaint loo like that