Janice Dickinson

Janice Dickinson, a fame whore with her own reality show on the Oxygen network, appeared on Fox News’ Red Eye and accused Sylvester Stallone of injecting her with steroids in her sleep. Stallone’s rep denied this and called Janice desperate and a habitual liar. For example, back when she was engaged to Sly Stallone, she even lied about her first born claiming Sly was the father. Turns out a DNA test proved producer Michael Birnbaum was the actual father. Janice told Greg Gutfeld of Red Eye,

“He juiced me,” Dickinson said. “I’d wake up and my arm was as big as Popeye – steroids, testosterone, all that stuff that people say [mimicking Stallone voice], ‘Hey, it’s not that good ’cause you get really big, you know what I mean?’ “

That sounds amazing. I didn’t know steroids were magical elixirs capable of taking effect in mere hours without needing to exercise. Janice must be incredibly retarded. Although, I have no doubt Sylvester Stallone takes human growth hormones after he was busted for it last year. Have you seen the trailer for Rambo? He looks like a tank at 50-years-old. The last 50-year-old I saw was complaining about their knee every time it was about to rain, not ripping the throats out of people in Burma.