22-year-old Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace tells TMZ that she’s knocked up with David Spade’s baby. Having never heard of condoms or birth control, Hollywood is said to be in shock that the pull out method isn’t 100% effective. Spade issued this statement,
“I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility.”
This is depressing. If David Spade can F a Playboy Playmate as hot as Jillian Grace, I should be able to beat Rockband on expert for both guitar and drums. Right? Right?!
NSFW pictures. Thought I should warn you.