Avril Lavigne does Maxim
By The Blemish, 12:05 PM on Feb 15, 2008, 34 Comments
The March issue of Maxim magazine features Avril Lavigne whose last hit coincided with the first and last time I laughed at that comic strip, Cathy. I think that was back in the early 2000’s. Point is why do people keep putting her in magazines when she’s so irrelevant right now. Why stop at Avril? Let’s go a little further and put 311 up there or Creed. Remember Creed? I dare you to watch that guy’s video and not want to punch him in the face or lace his milk with bleach.
wow.
i would have never imagine her like that, kinda hot, isn´t it?
nice
Naughty but nice.
G3 Creative Scotland
It is time for me to expose some pictures of her and edison. You all be surprised.
Her grumpy ass needs to do hustler so I can see her twisted balloon knot. Her asshole is double knotted, which must be why she’s got that grumpy ass puss on all the time.
a little capt cornhole colon massage and she’d be all smiles. I’ve got a money back guarantee on that shit!
i don’t care what anybody sez about her i think she is sexy and cute at the same time…a lot of people dissing her cos she ripped off some other peoples songs but since when do we listen to songs sung by hot female artists we just look at them
im in jordan
OMFG…This gurl is so F’n hott…Yeah, it’s official, Avril GETS it…No longer does she run from the undeniable fact that SHE’S GORGEOUS AS HELL…I always knew that SHE KNEW it too, but was afraid to alienate some of her more hardcore fans who probably didn’t wanna see her all good & properly slutted up in men’s mags lookin like ONE OF THE ALL-TIME ULTIMATE PETITE SEX GODDESSES THAT SHE TRULY IS…Now if AMANDA BYNES will hurry up & cum around…
Arvil is nothing more than a throw back, whre are they now future star…
She has a little physical sizzle, but no stake in the talent yard…
ood for a fellow canuck to dupe the public into thinking otherwise…..
She wil be a hef playmate for little more than eskimo pie money in less than 5 years….
She has terrible gas
I’m sorry, but EEEW. And what a fucking sellout. It’s funny, because I predicted she’d go this way eventually, even though she’s trashed other artists for being sexy. Speaking of sexy…you just can’t make a sexy woman out of Mrs. Lavigne, no matter how hard you try. It just doesn’t work. You can pile on the makeup and the pseudo stripper attire, and it still doesn’t happen. These stunts, along with her most recent album, which is shit, allow her to practically DEFINE selling out. She’s a hypocrite too — and an ugly one at that. She can be on the cover of Maxim, but it’s very likely that every other woman in the issue is 10x hotter than her.
For the record, her first album, to me, wasn’t half bad. I do believe she’s alienated many fans since.
its good i dun c u having fans round you , i bet ur juz a loner u loon. get a life before u comment someone with talents.
maxim is very good
Dear author,
Avril’s last hit was in 2007 and it was NO. 1, please get your facts straight. In fact Avril is far from irrelvent Avril was actually the best selling female artist in the world in 2007. Source: WorldWideAlbums.net
Avril looks amazing, and she is amazing.
Avril Lavigne now has the most NO. 1 Top 40 Hits This Decade, Source: BILLBOARD.COM
Avril Lavigne has ascended to a lofty pedestal: The 22-year-old now has the most No. 1 top 40 hits this decade at “five†and is the No. 2 artist in the 14-year history of Nielsen BDS, behind Mariah Carey’s six chart-toppers. —Chuck Taylor (Billboard.com)
It’s official – see weblink:
http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/content_display/reviews/singles/e3i6337374c02990aa382432d13494ab554
she is sooooooooo hot and iv always loved her GO AVRIL whooooooo
you are so wrong and avril is so on top i beat your just jelouse that shes better then you BITCH!!
Avril looks like Kiefer Sutherland with long hair! Sorry spankers – don’t see the appeal in that.
:P
LOL, true that.
LOL, true that arleigh.
See, this is what most of her fans sound like. Stay in school, you stupid cunt. I’m not “wrong,” it’s a matter of opinion, which I feel based on fact, i.e. her earlier claims about Brit and Xtina. Hypocrisy is not good. And you are a fucking idiot. Furthermore, she’s no better or no worse than any other girl her age. She got lucky. It happens, just look at the Olsens.
Cute girl with pretty eyes and long beautiful blonde hair. Sweet.
Avril without makeup looks like grandma. And It pisses me off how bad she sells out. She needs to die out already. It would make alot of people happy.
And yes she is irrelevant but she seems to be everywhere from time to time changing herself and her image. Changing so much you can’t seem to put your finger on her. And that’s the most infuriating thing about her. I wouldn’t compliment her beaty so much because on the inside she is hostile and bitter and when people say “she’s so beautiful” it pisses me off. So please keep those compliments to yourself.
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