Britney Spears

Star Magazine claims Britney Spears is pregnant for the third time. They claim Adnan Ghalib has been bragging to friends that he finally scored the golden ticket.

“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” one friend of Adnan’s tells Star.
But while Adnan, 35, may be happy, Britney’s family is not. Dad Jamie has stabilized her life and the last thing he and her mom Lynne wants is another grandchild. “Her parents know she can’t handle more children,” says a Spears family source.

Whatever. The only thing Britney is giving birth to is that Dos Manos burrito she ate at lunch. I suspect it’ll be pretty hard for Adnan to get child support out of that.

Star is basing their opinion off of the picture above.