Britney Spears

Britney Spears’ first husband, Jason Alexander, spoke to In Touch about Britney and her kids. Jason says Britney doesn’t want to be a full-time mom and is happy to just see them once in a while and that “it doesn’t matter if she doesn’t get them back full time, and that she can always have other kids later on.”

Britney’s right. Kids are like puppies. You want one, but you don’t really want to take care of it everyday. How do you expect to party and get drunk every night when you have two little monsters sitting at home crying for food. You can’t leave them alone because the nosy neighbor calls the cops. You could keep them in your basement, but that means you have to go to Home Depot to buy a padlock and frankly, I don’t think Britney’s ready to make that commitment of driving all the way over there.