Kirsten Dunst

Following in the footsteps of Eva Mendes and Lindsay Lohan before her, Kirsten Dunst has checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah for what sounds like alcohol abuse. Star says this is on the heels of a week of “wild partying” at Sundance.

“She desperately needed help,” a source in Utah tells Star. “She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.

“She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs.”

In Kirsten’s defense, it takes around 12 shots of vodka for me to be able to look at her without fainting. I can only imagine how many shots she needs. Honestly, being smiled at by her is like being hit by one of those sonar guns that causes you to empty your bowels.