Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s new movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, validated her acting ability as it has already made $25,000 after premiering on 111 screens. That means if you went to watch this movie, about 7 other people were in the same theater as you. Maybe less if you account for it showing at different times. Granted, that movie about a vagina with teeth was only on 13 screens and made $28,700, but there was no one in that movie who’s face inspired as much contempt as Paris’. By all accounts, this was a rousing success!

Weekend box office [Box Office Mojo]