They all have hepatitis

A bartender for New York hotspot, Socialista, where Ashton Kutcher held his birthday party, tested positive for Hepatitis A. As a result, the NYC Department of Health has informed patrons to get vaccinated. It is estimated 700 to 800 people need to get the gamma globulin shot.

Among the patrons on hand at Socialista for Ashton’s birthday: Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek and Bruce Willis. They are urged to get a hepatitis shot.

TMZ says Hepatitis A is spread by putting anything in your mouth that has been contaminated with fecal matter from an infected person. It’s why I don’t go out to bars or clubs anymore. I got tired of bartenders defecating in my drinks.