Britney is very agile

Britney’s new anime music video for Break the Ice just hit the internets. I’m pretty sure Britney used a body double for this. There’s no way 2008 Britney can move like that. If they made one with the real Britney, it would look like the Matrix except she’d be the only one in bullet time. Also, instead of kicking people, you would see her hand punching through the air in slow motion, past the face of her enemies and into a refrigerator to grab a piece of cake. And at the end you’d hear a fade out of Britney going, “Num num num,” like the Cookie Monster.