The Blemish

Madonna’s new album cover is out

Madonna

Madonna’s cover for her new album Hard Candy, due out April 29, features the ghastly white singer adorned with a gold wrestling belt laying on top of one of those peppermints you take when you leave a restaurant. PEOPLE says the album is “about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness.” I say it’s about the juxtaposition of albinism and cavities. But, that’s just me. I’m a realist.

This is the kind of art that makes you wonder, “What the fuck,” before leaving the store in quiet disgust. Also, this may come as a shock to some, but having an elderly woman give you the come hither look isn’t as enticing as it seems.

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Janice | March 16th, 2008 9:37 pm

Madonna is still hot for a woman her age. I would love to look like her when I get old.

 
Kat | March 15th, 2008 3:04 pm

They photoshopped off her freakish muscles.

 
shankyouverymuch | March 14th, 2008 11:28 pm

Ooooh I heard old lady crotch smells like stale urine … I bet old Mandonna’s pussy probably smells like that too!

 
Catherinette Singleton | March 14th, 2008 8:41 pm

Intriguing, though she looks more like Amy Sedaris posing for a “Strangers with Candy” DVD cover shoot.

 
capt Cornhole | March 14th, 2008 2:20 pm

I used to jerk off all the time thinking about Madonna’s hot body.

These days it would make me feel dirty. Like jerking off thinking about your Mom or touching her panties.

Regardless: “I definitly would” Ali G.

 

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