Web Finds

- Paris Hilton is truth in advertising. (The Superficial)
- Jon Gosselin + Yoga = Wonderful. (Wonderwall)
- Susan Boyle coming to Dancing With The Stars. (Popeater)
- Scary sexual positions no one should try. (College Candy)
- Remember when people thought Claire Danes was hot. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Christina Ricci hides her fivehead. (UseMyComputer)
- Lindsay Lohan goes to church without exploding into a ball of fire. (Just Jared)








“NOW WITH SEVEN DIFFERENT MESSAGES,
just pull the string and you’ll her her say:
“Oh baby fuck me doggie style”
“WOW that’s the biggest cock I’ve ever seen, don’t hurt me with that thing.”
“I love it when you finger me with cheese doodle stainted fingers.”
“MRRRPHMMARRGG”
AND MORE…”
My employer has blocked the link…can someone tell me who it is?
Thanx
uuumm. that bloody little cork would be dripping with sperm, cause i’d f*ck her little buttocks silly. sillier than she already is.
thas sexy! she could’ve at least cut the damn string though, and wore some draws.
And the partygoers behind her have obviously spied it as well and are having a goog giggle at her expense.
Seriously though, did she get all excited in the heat of a dance and endorphin filled moment and FORGET she was wearing a tampon and just rip her knickers off?! Surely no one actually leaves he house wearing no knickers whilst wearing a tampon. No knickers in a dress that short is bad enough… but when it is short enough to see your tampon string… well not even Crazy Brittney would do that!