Spencer Heidi

The two most imbecilic people on reality tv and in real life, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, may have their own spin-off on MTV if they get their way. Spencer, now acting as Heidi’s manager, was overheard at Kobe Club pitching a reality show based solely on their engagement and upcoming marriage. It’s described as a cross between The Hills and Newlyweds. Basically, it’ll be a show more retarded than previously thought possible.

“Spencer was saying, ‘I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer,’ and was emphasizing that the show would be just about them. No Lauren Conrad,” we’re told.

According to our source, Pratt was “suggesting the show go through the whole lead-up to the wedding . . . finding a wedding planner, hunting for a dress designer, and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans.”

Spencer Pratt is a sore on the scrotum of society. His greatest achievement is parasitically latching onto Heidi Montag’s dumb ass and whoring her out. His next greatest achievement is a tie between remembering to take the plastic wrap off a peppermint before eating it and figuring out that when his hand falls asleep, he can masturbate with it and it’ll feel like someone else is jerking him off.