Britney Spears

For those of you wanting to see Britney Spears in a bikini, you’re a freak and should probably seek psychiatric help. Britney is currently vacationing with her dad and Mel Gibson in Costa Rica. As these photos show, she spent the weekend clomping around the beach and splashing around in the ocean. Not pictured is when she went swimming and was surrounded by two Orcas who tried to rape her. She successfully fended them off by trying to eat them. Nom nom nom.

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