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Britney Spears is in a bikini
For those of you wanting to see Britney Spears in a bikini, you’re a freak and should probably seek psychiatric help. Britney is currently vacationing with her dad and Mel Gibson in Costa Rica. As these photos show, she spent the weekend clomping around the beach and splashing around in the ocean. Not pictured is when she went swimming and was surrounded by two Orcas who tried to rape her. She successfully fended them off by trying to eat them. Nom nom nom.
Isn’t this Brooke Hogan?
It’s not that her body is so bad, frankly it’s pretty good for a normal girl with a couple of kids, the disturbing part is her really ugly face. What happened to her alluring looks? I guess you can take the girl out of Louisiana, but you can’t take Louisiana out of the girl…for the record Louisiana…I am inferring that all Cajun’s have the fug gene, in case you were to busy eating rock pie and ‘gator taters’ made by ‘Aunt Mom’.
With the hot sexy mass of ass she’s sporting now, I figure if you dump a couple of heavy loads into her cornhole, then you could film her debut as cumfarter.