Heidi Montag has no life
May 30th, 20082 commentsEmail this
Some people call Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pathetic for staging candid photos such as these to publicize their sad, lonely lives and further their non-existent careers. And I wholeheartedly agree. Why can’t they be content to fade into obscurity like much of their cast mates from The Hills will in five years? Have some dignity.
Yeah, first thing I thought was she has a horse face, and she is fake, and simply ‘tarded. Y is she relevant again…?
The CURE for these too:
1) Start saying she’s fat.
2) Link Pratt w/ Tom Cruise in some sort of fisting bondage setting (who wouldn’t consider that?).
3) The biggest, START MENTIONING THAT SHE’S GOT A HORSE FACE!!!