Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen yesterday responded to Denise Richard’s claim that she was only doing her reality show to support her kids financially. Charlie said he pays her $52,000 a month in child support and $60,000 a month for two years alimony. Today, Denise is fighting back with words of her own. Dirty, confusing words.

“Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he’s going to Family Day [for daughter Sam’s school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold,” Richards said. “His response was, ‘I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.’ My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.

“He missed Dad’s day at the school and my father had to go in his place. And this is how he talks to me?”

Richards claims the e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: “I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that. I am so over him. He’s the one who can’t move on. He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.”

You know how in grade school boys pull on girls’ hair and push them into the mud as a sign of affection? This is exactly what’s happening here. They’re flirting. Judging by their words, they’re pretty much dry humping right now. Get a room you crazy lovebirds.