The Blemish

We did it ocean. High five!

By The Blemish, 6:57 PM on May 07, 2008, 1 Comment

Elisha Cuthbert

It took weeks of planning, but the Pacific Ocean and I finally did it. We pulled Elisha Cuthbert’s bikini top down. You hear that? Those girlish shrieks are how I express excitement.

WhapWhapWhapWhapWhapWhapWhapWhapWhapWhap

Related:
Elisha Cuthbert frightens me, Paris Hilton claims her next victim, Elisha Cuthbert does Maxim, Elisha Cuthbert does the bikini, No one likes Elisha Cuthbert
| More

Web Finds

  • Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
  • Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
  • Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
  • Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
  • Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
  • Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)

One Response to “We did it ocean. High five!”

  • capt. cornhole
    5:44 AM

    In photo-10….that look on dudes face; that is totally the: you-aren’t-going-to-complain-much-when-I-stick-it-in-your-pooper-are-you? look.

    Bitch will be having ass leakage issues for months. She’ll be craming tampons up her cornhole to stop the shit running down the inside of her legs. Known as the brown-period!