We did it ocean. High five!
May 7th, 20081 commentEmail this

It took weeks of planning, but the Pacific Ocean and I finally did it. We pulled Elisha Cuthbert’s bikini top down. You hear that? Those girlish shrieks are how I express excitement.
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In photo-10….that look on dudes face; that is totally the: you-aren’t-going-to-complain-much-when-I-stick-it-in-your-pooper-are-you? look.
Bitch will be having ass leakage issues for months. She’ll be craming tampons up her cornhole to stop the shit running down the inside of her legs. Known as the brown-period!