Emma Watson

Emma Watson has just signed a $6 million two year contract to become the new face of the Chanel Coco Mademoiselle fragrance. MSNBC writes:

“This is such a perfect fit for Emma,” said a source close to Watson. “She’s not going to end up like these other Hollywood train wrecks, she just isn’t. This is going to be money in the bank so she can just live a life doing whatever she wants down the road, and it’s something she can be proud of. No one is going to be saying, ‘I never wanted to see Hermione in that light.'”

Wait, hold on a second. I think I need to sit down. This is shocking. So what you’re saying is: A child star, now 18, won’t be overtly sexualizing herself either by getting naked or flashing her breasts/vagina? I… I need some air.

Update: Nevermind. You can breathe a sigh of relief. As mentioned in the comments, I refer you to item #2391.