Ali Lohan auditions for porn director

TMZ learned that big, big star Ali Lohan has been auditioning for film roles and in her quest to be the next, um, whatever, she had a casting session with legendary porn director Peter Davy. Davy is best known for discovering Houstan, aka “I banged 620 guys in one sitting/laying,” and for Breast Wishes 14 and Bun Busters 12. Of course, Ali wasn’t auditioning for porn. It was for a straight-to-dvd movie called Troll and she got the part. Yay? Ali’s reps say she had no idea who Peter Davy was because she’s only 14 and Dina Lohan was pissed after hearing the news.

Gosh, the casting couch must have been awkward. What with Peter asking Ali to “convince” him to cast her and Ali replying with, “Um, even though I’m 14, I have a lot of potential!?” And Peter, upon realizing her age, becoming flustered, telling her she got the part, to please not call the cops, that he forgot something in his car and mumbling, “Oh shit, oh shit,” all the way up until he peeled out.