It has begun

A bidding war has already erupted between PEOPLE and OK! Magazine for the first photos of Angelina Jolie’s twins. While PEOPLE already have an in after already paying for photo shoots of their kids, OK! has become very competitive in the exclusive first baby picture market. They’ve already paid millions for Jamie Lynn Spears, Matthew McConaughey and Jessica Alba. FOX News estimates the bidding war to reach upwards of $15 million with most of it going to Brad and Angelina’s charities: the Jolie-Pitt Foundation and the Make It Right Foundation, instead of my charity, the I’m Awesome and Need a Lamborghini Foundation. Stingy assholes.