Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson’s latest act of attention whoring occurred yesterday when she hand delivered a letter to Albert Baladi, managing director of KFC. She also provided him with her video expose that showed KFC suppliers scalding chickens to death in a defeathering tank.

I’ve been in Australia filming Big Brother, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC. Fortunately, I won’t be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water–yet, as PETA’s undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC’s restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses.

Very noble, except for the fact that Pamela Anderson is being indirectly paid by KFC. TMZ found out that Big Brother Australia’s no. 1 sponsor is the fast food chicken chain. Unconfirmed reports say she’s making $500,000 for her appearance.

Not only that, Pamela Anderson isn’t even “confined and sealed off from the outside world.” While the rest of the Big Brother contestants are stuck in the house sharing one giant bed, Pamela is staying at the Palazzo Versace.

Pamela Anderson is retarded. I bet if you spun her around five times, she’d think she just time traveled into the future.

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